ifeelbetterer:

allrightfine:

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

i feel like there should be a german word for this.

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baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess

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yourfictionmyreality:

cognitivedissonance:

lancrebitch:

snapsynapses:

panicatthehowelllester:

phunkyvanspam:

supercalifraginatural:

nerfherdersftw:

I just.. THIS SENTENCE WILL IGNITE AND FUEL MANY DREAMS

I have scrolled down this about 5 times and it has almost made me cry every time omg

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When they panned to Benedict crying, my heart cried

Ok, so I’ve seen this on my dash several times in the past few months, and I’m tired of it: can we maybe NOT take the public struggles and triumphs of a black woman and make it all about a British white guy’s feelings? Like, I’m sorry, her speech wasn’t enough to make your heart cry until you saw Benedict Cumberbatch shedding tears over it? But seriously, if anything should have twisted the knife that Lupita’s speech had jammed into your heart, it was Chiwetel Ejiofor’s expression in the foreground. Compared to the the pain, the pride, the joy on that man’s face…if the white guy crying in the background was what got you, then you weren’t paying attention to what the woman said in the first place.

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Boom goes the dynamite

Can you like

Calm down

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fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

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liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

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221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

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julietohara:

@amellywood: Hapi Birfday @EmilyBett!!

yourfictionmyreality:

criminal-type:

highmiranda:

takentoglasgow:

this film was a masterpiece

bottom left is just fucking hilarious

Say what you want about the original Spider-mans but this was a treasure

This is the only gifset that I’ve ever seen of this movie.

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disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

oh yea i kno her 

supamuthafuckinvillain:

oh yea i kno her 

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